NoIWontPickAName

I may have lost everything else, but I won on minimum wage and abortion.

I guess that will have to be my bellwether

Wait… you’re not washing your asshole are you?

You can’t be having fingers near your butt, same with wiping

Sliced bread is like a store bought tomato, once you’ve had the homegrown/baked version, you are fucked.

Why do people use hand carts, rickshaws, and wagons?

Edit: cart to carts

Yep. :(

The million in cash inside the suitcase of the car with the locked trunk

So how does everyone know about the money?

Why does a whisk work better than a stick blender?

So what?

What’s the world bank going to do if the countries decide not to pay back the loan?

It’s just stupid for the countries to even pay it back

Bring back Pluto!!!

That’s just a hook and line, there’s no bait on there

I still dont

You can do better than that

Treasury bonds here I come

To Harris, just like I said it would

First of all vote.

Second of all, I’m sick of this fall in line and do what we say bullshit.

Fuck you!

I will do what I want and if it happens to fall in line with what you tell me to then you’re lucky I’m even still going to do it.

Fucking authoritarian bullshit is supposed to be on their side

Still says ever, although op points out that he wasn’t officially nominated, but hell I’m a candidate for president if I say so because I have said i was and I meet the minimum requirements

Ever

Why does trump the biggest of them not just eat Biden?

Mustard or Mayo?