I’ve managed to get a hold of 3 of the old ones through garage or estate sales, but yeah the ones that are brand new have plastic parts in them which drives me crazy. But you can at least 3d print what you’re missing

Nah you just replace you with youse. Example:

Happy birthday to youse, happy birthday to youse. Happy birthday this fucking guuuuy! Happy birthday to youse!

Gotta be the KitchenAid mixers no? Especially the older ones. I have a friend that has one from his grandma that’s over 50 years old. If anything breaks, it’s usually a gear or something simple to fix, and the parts are easy to buy and generally cheap.

Used to work at a warehouse driving lift trucks and forklifts. One guy out of nowhere turns into an aisle and smashes into a stack of 50" tvs. And this was back in the day when those things were like $2k each.

We go check on it and dude reeks of spiced rum. The stinkiest of liquors. He is shit faced. He had a bottle in his locker and kept going back for more. Fired on the spot.

Tbf that warehouse was wild, half the employees were ex cons and everyone was always doing stupid stuff

I’m sooooo close with French. I just need to buckle down for like a couple weeks and I’ll be fluent I think. I’ve always heard that’s a good one.

I dunno about useful but Japanese is beautiful and I want to learn it

And one more thing, make sure it loves to rape

Anyone who stayed home helped Trump, I hope you voted against him

Trump’s votes didn’t change, it was The Blue voters that dropped drastically

Yes. No matter who you vote for, it is your civic duty to vote. If you didn’t vote, you don’t get a say cause you literally refused it. Fuck you

I’m not even American. But I will be affected by your people’s absolute stupidity. Anything you Americans say is nothing but “durrrr” to the rest of the world now

Left voters stayed home, they are the only ones to blame

I don’t want to hear another god damn word from young American leftists. All their moralizing, all their protesting, and they stayed home and allowed this. Fuck you assholes.

I always fall asleep thinking of that scene in dark Knight rises where people are raiding the rich homes. Lovely

Your high school diploma. Nobody ever asks for it. No job I have ever held has asked for proof that I completed high school which I didn’t. My last job had a class they wanted me to take at a night school and that’s when they realized I didn’t have it after 7 years of competent, exceptional work, so they just shrugged and got me in there anyways

Like the Segway guy who died by riding his Segway off a cliff

There’s a banked potato spot in my city that sells just baked potatoes with like 50 variations on the menu. You can get a baked potato topped with anything from chilly to brisket, vegetables, etc

Oh god, not everything has to loop back to this

I wish we had more actresses with muscles. Imagine a wonder woman movie where wonder woman actually looks like an Amazon who has been working out all day every day for decades

I love death proof. Wearing a death proof t shirt right now. People shit on this movie for some reason? It was short, and fun. Some people said there’s too much talking, but it’s Tarantino so it’s not like the talking bits are boring? Dude is a master of dialogue

I don’t think deliverance counts, it was a AAA movie with an A list cast