Interesting direction, any recommendations? As I feel like I’m starting all over again these days lol.

Amen.

Good thing I have getting used to it

Oh you definitely get used to it, you just randomly start hearing what you think is an old pay phone.

Is that you, Bobby Hill?

When you think about it, it makes sense if you imagine spez was dropped on his head a lot as a child.

Don’t forget the lead and steel.

Jokes on me, my house still has some lead pipes

fix’d that for you.

Not to mention, Elon has a flatter front than a Ken doll.

Here you go, whipped this together as I hate the original:

That also, I’ve never received so many stares. Like I was a vampire from Twilight, sparkling in the sun, or had a huge booger in my nose.

It’s unfortunate that it also requires you to live within shooting range of North Korea and China. Because Japan is a nice vacation spot.

Thanks, yeah it was bad but over the years it stopped haunting me. Did take a while to get adjusted to reality, since in the coma it was a constant game, making me think I was awake… but, limbless, attacked or dismembered, among other things.

The days without eating weren’t too bad, it was really the removal of all the tubes like you mentioned, I was intubated and had a breathing device inserted that i apparently tried removing twice while coming out.

I kinda tried killing a nurse a few times that I was sure was attempting to kill me lol, thankfully I was so weakened I moved like a tree sloth. The worst was always catheter removal, as they always left it inflated and needed me to be awake when they pulled it out. They did it six times… my genitalia has never forgiven me. It’s even worse when they put it in if you’re alert, it feels like someone is putting a straw in.

Technically dying several for minutes after a stroke due to an aneurysm, worst thing I ever felt. They considered me dead, yet somehow everything restarted and I woke up gasping incapable of speech. I was thrown in an ice bath and they induced a coma. And yes, you can hear the outside world and the worst experience I’ve ever suffered mentally. I was in there for what I assumed was decades of masochist torture for realizing I wasn’t awake, despite my minds initial insistence I was. I still question if the acceptance, would have meant my dying and the torture was the pain of trying to stay alive. I eventually woke up to discover it had only been 10 days, and I was capable of basic speech, but my muscles had decayed to the point simple movement was almost impossible. In under 2 weeks, I relearned English and how to walk again. Since therapy, nothing is even remotely scaring as what your own mind can do to you.

What a seriously depressing thing to hear, but I can’t say it’s surprising anymore.

But, but… think of the corporations, and the profits they could miss out on! /s

The memories, I still have 2 in the garage. People actually still pay $100 for these?

If this was a gif, it would be perfect. 🤌

The second a smoke alarm starts the low battery beeping in my house, I’m wide awake. I don’t know how someone can sleep through it.

Potato, potatoe?