They want you to have children, and they want you to do it before you’re ready. They want you to be barely surviving so you can’t afford to switch jobs or take time off. They want you too powerless to have any leverage over your owner employer.

That makes sense. It isn’t really super different from a Cincinnati style five way.

A couple of years ago my (now ex, for urelated reasons) partner got ahold of some molly. I was pretty new to drugs, but trusted her to keep me safe. We tested a small portion of it, and it came back clean. That night we took it with us to some club and did some lines in the bathroom.

Unfortunately, I was unaware that the chemicals in those test kits have expiration dates, and no one had ever explained the chocolate chip cookie effect to me. Either we just missed the chunk that had fentanyl in it, or those expired tests just weren’t accurate, but either way I ended up overdosing.

I’m told my heart stopped for about ten minutes. Fortunately for me, the boyfriend of one of the performers had narcan with him. I had collapsed in front of the bar, and woke up laying in the parking lot with a bunch of strangers crowding around me. My partner ended up bundling me into the car and driving me home. I’m pretty sure I ended up with some brain damage. Years later though, I feel like I’m pretty much recovered, fortunately.

Eggs existed long before chickens evolved.

Owning a bidet isn’t going to do anything for you when you’re shitting outside of the house tho.

Turkey, sharp cheddar, pepper jack and pepperoni on toasted whole grain bread with spicy brown mustard and just enough hot sauce to add some bite.

Y’know I never thought of chili cheese fries as nachos, but I do love me some chili and cheese on tortilla chips.

Unfortunately losing the popular vote doesn’t mean he loses the election. Here’s to hoping he loses both.

I’m horrified to ask, but what do you mean?

I like “Robber Barrons”. I just wish it didn’t sound so cool.

It’s pretty hard to “get your shit together” when a hegemonic for profits from you not having your shit together.

In the mean time, what should the regular people do? Just keep suffering through society in a chokehold from drug cartels? Keep raising their kids there?

Don’t forget to save some blame for the CIA destabilizing South American governments and terrible living conditions for a huge percentage of the population.

I mean, it’s been getting regular updates for 15 years now. Of course it’s going to change.

It’s great for having them in your base. The little outfit is so cute, and yes. You can dye it.

We metastasized centuries ago.

Well, if they were already going to vote for him, the only way to sway them is to not.

Honestly I’d probably just freak the fuck out, and they’d just find me panicking in my living room.

They’ll have to bear with him.

I’m from the US and I still get excited when I see raccoons. I love those lil guys.