What is

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

Nothing beats the baby kung-fu in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist though.

Damn, even your bootlegs have ads?! Bummer.

Globo Gym wins in the original version of Dodgeball, but the test audiences hated it so they added the blindfolded stand-off. I’m mostly happy they changed it, but that original ending would have been so ballsy. Also would make the subtitle better, since most “true” underdogs do lose.

Nah, I’d call it a thriller.

Got my taxes done. Pretty early this year too!

Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.

Chips—Australian for chips.

Might as well finish the twice baked process, you’re 90% of the way there! They’re better anyway…

Chips (crisps for you incorrect non-Americans), followed by mashed

Yes, the vicious Post Office Mob. Watch out, they have the key to your apartment’s entry way!

In that comparison, I’d argue that buttered toast is a pizza.

Depends how wet the week is.

I mean, I was just being sarcastic, but it seems like that.

Those aren’t minutes, they’re drying time units, which last as long as the dryer decides it wants them to last on any particular day.

For most Catholics, abortion is the only issue that exists, so that’s not surprising.

The apps built around it and linked in Apple’s Messages app are the actual useful parts of it – Facetime to video chat and Find My to continuously show your friends on a map

Plus, FaceTime is redundant many times over and Find My sounds like a privacy nightmare that I wouldn’t give any permissions to anyway.

Fucking love me some Culver’s dude.