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It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

Profiting?

I’d you’re in the US you can use zip code.

That escalated quickly…

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That is not necessarily true. People can and do change. Darth Vader was not born evil, after all.

Ratatat

I’d eat it.

May your jimmies remain unrustled.

I’m using the internet.

Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn’t matter though, you’re still farting in their chair either way.

1. Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
2. Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
3. Lower chair as far as it will go.
4. Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
5. Walk away.
6. Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.

Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.

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Glad I don’t have to see that pic unblurred on the homepage! xD