Go have a wank, you dont have to force someone else And if she touched you without consent that is sexual assault

I know I’m being a little hostile. My post does not mean that you, reader, are a terrible person. It just means that I am a little annoyed personally about this subject. For me it’s fucking crystal clear.

dont force people

To add on to your ‘looking busy’ skills…In Moving Pictures, sir Terry Pratchett points out that if you have a determined fast walk and a piece of paper in your hand, you can go anywhere. I used to use this technique to get breaks in the office. I’d just grab a piece of paper and quickly walk the length of the building with a determined expression.

I use it on my baby’s chin to prevent dribble rash.