9:07am and tell me to return 15 minutes after and I’d be pulling out my phone every 5 seconds and doing math.

Is it really so hard to add 15?

Not to mention they’re worse at keeping time.

You know, like the whole point of a watch.

Neat.

Owner. It’s what the owner is taking, and usually they’re working way less than everyone else.

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Consumables are always the best gifts. I don’t even bother with anything else anymore, unless it’s something that I made myself because then it has sentimental value.

The target being the executives who will approve the marketer’s work.

So the developers claim, but the users still encounter it, and the bug report stays open for 22 years … possibly more.

Oh but the word mankind in itself overlooks women. We’re all supposed to be saying humankind now.

You underestimate my capacity for failure.

Excellent use of the second and third panels. Really adds so much to the whole thing.

No, it’s STACY and a couple other people.

Caffeine is pretty well studied and it’s known that the long term health effects are nothing close to cocaine. I doubt if there was any good science back then on the long term effects of cocaine, let alone enough education for the populace to know and understand it.

However social perceptions may change anyway. What we consider as not serious may be considered much more serious in the future. For example many people get headaches or even migraines as a withdrawal symptom of caffeine, and we don’t consider a headache to be serious.

But I saw a Star Trek episode once where Picard gets a headache and it was a big deal because those had been solved for hundreds of years by that time! Turns out the ferengi were controlling his mind or something. So caffeine may be considered a serious drug in the future if it interferes with the detection of alien mind control devices.

My favourite is the “upload your genitals as jpeg”

Literally every example OP gave predates the hunger games.

I can’t stand the actor’s gross smokers voice, but she was an awesome character and her voice actually kind of fit with it. It’s harsh and untempered, just like the character.

We barely have an army
The economy is lousy
But all that doesn’t matter 'cause
Canada’s really big!

I agree, I think it would be pretty foolish to assume there was nobody behind the memes but the people. Here we all are denouncing Swift when she was actually spreading a good message about getting out to vote.

So if I take a whole gram I can get 10000 times higher?