^ this guy walks around with shit on his ass.

My job is pretty much this but instead of Google, I have gigs of notes from people who have quit long before me.

Hahaha, yes.

College recruiters be like ^

One molar mass, two molar mass, a-three molar mass ah ah ah.

The dumbest part of this whole story is how they pissed away that kids college funds. NEVER pay medical bills with your own cash in full. Set up a low interest payment plan with the hospital. If the amount is under a grand, you just ignore the letters and calls from the collection agency and it will probably go away. I’ve done it. They aren’t going to sue you unless the amount is really high, probably.

Car dealerships.