Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Testosterone is present in everyone

And I can tell you need a few years or decades for your testosterone levels to moderate.

There are people who don’t choose but still are still fine.

If what you’re saying is true Tom Hanks would have died of lack of sex on that island.

Or I’d have died in the six years between going through puberty and having sex. Or the five years later on when I didn’t have sex but wanted to.

“People need sex” is borderline incel shit.

Still better than ignoring the millions of people throughout history who haven’t had sex and lived long happy lives.

Sex is a basic human need.

Humans do not die if they don’t have sex.

I’ve been told by multiple people that if men do not have sex they become fascists.

So, no, not having sex is apparently not an option.

Deet deet doot doot deet deet doot doot

Pro tip: It’s a lot easier f you twist both knobs at the same time using the same motion as opening a bottle cap.

To anyone who thinks tea isn’t for cishet men I have four words:

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

I like this one. The Internet still works after 9pm but you’re reduced to 56k speeds. After 10pm it goes to 28.8k. After 11pm: 2400 baud.

A true nerd has at least one spare raspberry pi laying around. Or just an old box they can throw Linux on.

Green eggs and HAAAAAMMMM!

Because I’d look like this:

Everything belongs to everyone because our ancestors were here first.

This sounds like the CSS @media print with extra steps

What’d you do this weekend? If it takes more than two sentences to describe it to me I’ll stop caring and just talk about myself. I’m not here to learn about you, just drown out the incessant ticking of my own mortality.

Sort of, but aimed more at general purpose computing rather than gaming

How would y’all feel if Valve started selling PCs with their flavor of Linux on it?

I’d probably just make that height over or under the middle of rotation

I’d use Discworld nomenclature:

• Hubward
• Rimward
• Turnwise
• Widdershins