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Why wouldn’t they be? There’s a reason that during my last couple of interview, my brain latched on to the Galactic Mermaid song from Carole and Tuesday. (Content warning, should you look it up: copious swears.)

I have been unemployed and looking for work for almost a year and a half. I detect no falsehoods in this video.

Yeah. It’s got no abstraction between the UI and the implementation. You just want to manage code versions, but to use Git, you need to learn how to manage history graphs.

Go, Team Rebase!

And now we have the obligatory xkcd reference. 😁

Pretty certain it’s an intentional reference.

Procrastinator.

Okay, but seriously: “Thief”. Why reimplement it if it’s already available in the language?

Well, this screenshot is the mobile version. Tapping anywhere in a textbox should bring the focus and start typing. All having extra lines does is make it more likely that the starting insertion point is a line or two below the start.

Even on desktop, I’m not aware of any text box behavior where you need to click on the correct line to bring the focus to the box.

Doesn’t seem like that would be described as “expected” though. Unless they mean “expected because we don’t give a shit.”

I suppose there is a difference between “expected” and “intended”.

Why would anyone want that?

In this environment, semi-healthy is the best you’re gonna get.

Heh. That’s what was supposed to happen at my last job when the client left. But I was laid off a few days later anyway.

Yeah, just get the inevitable out of the way, right?

Please tell me that’s a parody.