The US would nuke the Netherlands before Bibi sees the inside of a cell.

Mike should only fight against people he already beat, like his ex wife.

Say what you will about Mussolini, he does a great salami impression 🙃

I’m going to assume the answer is a magic square attempt that just isn’t very good

Noooo we have to build the wall, don’t you know racists are one of our most important rising electorates

Alright kid, I’m coming out of retirement for one last job

Fake, his house is still in one piece

How about “if your game received a backwards compatibility patch that makes it look better for the current generation, your remaster is coming in too early”

They didn’t have that many nukes at the time. Plus people would be upset if they nuked a white people country

Matching disorders

You should visit France

Fuck the United States for perpetrating this genocide and fuck the cowards in “International Community” who, at best, watched it happen with blood on their hands.

They’d have to stop being liberals.

Emulation community and treating the people who make emulation possible like shit, name a more iconic duo

The nazis straight up blamed those damn communist jewish cultural-bolsheviks who own all the banks. Accidentally made this cool ass poster

A bag of dried chickpeas makes for two weeks worth of hummus.

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I think the malicious mallard is red

Alright colorblind people, It’s your time to shine.

I’m conviced LG (do they even still make phones?) and Samsung removed the IR blaster so you connect their ACs, TVs and other shit to the internet

I thought to look this up cause I think it’s neat and it’s often the case that some technology is described long before you’d think. The first description of using electrical switches to do logic operations came in 1886 in a letter from Charles Sanders Peirce. That’s between Capital volume 2 and 3, and most importantly, AFTER he described the law of value.

I’ll be dead before I let the god damn reds take my American Sun and turn it into godless commie electricity.