If you’re afraid of visiting Russian websites, piracy is probably not for you.

Don’t worry, we have plenty of venomous spiders as well!

It’s funny hearing people say this here in Canada. Like we have polar bears and moose and shit. A moose will fuck you up a lot worse than a big spider or whatever. I’m much more fearful of our wildlife.

My dad faked having brain cancer when I was 9 to cover up a drug problem. He sent me to live with my mom to party while I believed he was on the brink of death.

We have a strained relationship now.

My grandfather drew a comic based on this joke in the late 60s, thanks for reminding of it!

Anyone can also use any exploits then find so you have to make sure you’re keeping up updating your devices. And every port you forward is an intrusion point into your network should someone want to hack you.

This is the part that scares the shit out of me. I bought a domain with the intention of making a little web 1.0 website for fun and to learn, but I have no real idea what I’m doing and the security risk makes it a non-starter :(

What an incredibly depressing position to be put in.

It might be the “objectively better” choice, but if I saw anyone enthusiastically pull that lever without a second thought I’d think they’re a psychopath. Like you’re still killing thousands upon thousands of people.

I’m not even saying don’t pull the lever, but it should eat at you.

Yeah.

Seriously, does anyone think Apple users care about unlocked bootloaders and LDAC codecs? They want whatever the new iOS features are and their AirPods to work seamlessly.

I have an Android phone and an iPhone, and they both do pretty much the same thing. I can do some things with Android that iOS can’t, but it’s nothing an average user couldn’t do without, or even know they’re missing.

Product elitism is dumb.

I’m mad that the Gmail icon is no longer an envelope, but other than that they’re fine.

I used to love Simpsons Wrestling, because I didn’t know any better. I think I was too young to really grasp the concept of a “bad game” yet.

Its still fun to spin up in a nostalgic sort of way.

You’re overthinking it. The shorts wrap to your junk and make you self-conscious about it. No one over 12 looks or cares.

You can also just smack the edge of the lid with the back of a knife a few times for the same effect.

Yup it’s rosin. I did this puzzle earlier today.

These don’t look too dissimilar to things I’d doodle when I was 6. Interesting how kids always kinda draw the same.

I can’t believe there’s people in here that don’t understand that this is a joke.

Or their recent “iPhones save lives” thing they’ve been doing recently with the satellite connectivity.

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many Balkan countries. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.