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  • SirMaple__@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlsplits
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    2 months ago

    “I’ve had my ups and downs. My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That’s what made me what I am today. Now I stand here before you. What you see is a body crafted to perfection. A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.”