Okay, this is too much. Master Chief, let’s get the fuck out of here

But is P=NP?

When you’re already at “immigrants are eating your cats” and the numbers don’t move, it does kind of beg the question.

Truly a conisseur of factory builder games

I thought about getting some OC spray but decided it wouldn’t fit in my bike bag

Just remember that there is no such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Even the ones that say they are.

Nothing in human history has ever been 100% effective

God, traffic was murder today

“That’s literally the first sentence in my email”

It isn’t already? Especially with what Netflix turned into?

YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS

Do a search for “Jamie Loftus Grand Rapids”
Note: just a joke

We don’t need 2 nazis debating each other

Would absolutely lose Grand Rapids MI because of his friends though

At this point I’d take either the superhero or the comedian

How dare you make me remember the submarine scene in Episode 1

Especially abundant near lakes in Britain

Inside you there are two mushrooms. Both want more dakka and WAAAAGH

Pacific Rim, Highlander…

I know how to read a force-sensitive resistor or a force-sensitive capacitor. How do I put a wookiee in a circuit?