Curious what would happen if the jewel was stored in a small lockbox. That wouldn’t be pleasant.

I’m gonna need 100gp worth of ball bearings. I don’t know what for, but I know whatever it is will be hilarious.

On the plus side, it feels like I sleep forever when I’m dreading the next day. I’ll wake up worried my alarm is about to go off and realize I still have 3 more hours.

Ey, it’s fuck day!

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And run away from your feelings!

I’d count The Used as emo, and they’re still awesome.

I once accidentally enabled a firewall on a vm and bricked a server.

They can put a little beret on him and it’ll fool everyone.

Join the Amish.

BIG. Curved penises.

https://youtu.be/U6UWWRgUgWs

The other definition.

Get you someone who does both.

Let’s throw our morals away and sell homeopathic meals. Like “this is a cheeseburger diluted 10c” and slap a picture of a burger on a water bottle.

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Uhh… Sure.

The loic nerds yeah. There’s still a few anons who can actually do shit, probably.

Rage bait.

That’s only half the plan. We cut school hours so kids can work in the mines.

My grandmother had the utmost respect for Jewish people.

I get pissy about mine sometimes but reading these stories… Holy shit.