Tim Microsoft?

Every little thing helps.

It all adds up.

Post-Its and flagged Slack messages if I ever remember to check those

Yes, those are the media to which they are referring.

Gotta hit that Ballmer peak.

https://988lifeline.org/

The Fizbin scene from Star Trek

Nobody likes DisplayPort

DVI is the Gen X of video connectors

Man, AI sucks.

Which one am I

I like the gross gumdrops, but I don’t care for the acid blotters.

I had it the other week. Still great.

In the US, dots are hard gumdrops.

Also, if your candy corn sucks, it’s because it’s not Brach’s.

I wish I could :q! you

Oh, the irony.

Nano has had syntax highlighting for quite a while.

Its keybindings also make sense if your brain is still stuck in the '90s. If not, they’re literally printed at the bottom of the terminal.

If I need plugins, I’m not gonna be fucking around with a terminal text editor.

What are these “other little things?” Certainly not “probably already installed on your system.”

It’s 1,000 times larger.

Well, they’re not necessary for 99.999% of what you need a quick CLI text editor for.

That’s the neat part: you don’t.