This is a true story and it’s just wrong what they do. The only time I should get lost wandering down aisles I didn’t mean to in the supermarket is when I’m following a nice piece of ass. Not because they rearranged shit to confuse

I savor Federation

Peas are merely imitation beans

Like what I used to feel looking at Manuel Noriega?

Made me lol

Like your mama

So glad I don’t do anything anymore that requires wearing a tie… While I had a huge tie collection in the past, it was my pride and joy… My life has evolved to a point where I have zero need to use a tie.

I have to admit, so did I

Damn I stayed there years ago and it was jaded then, is that place still around? Lol

Fuck this shit

My mind saw “Piss Piss Piss” and I had to go running to the bathroom

Same here

I have always been an outlier i don’t get shit, never even had a headache or a broken bone. I think I might be the reluctant messiah

Good policy

Lol

The last zombie should have been fossilized unless he was eaten by something else

But how did even this post get hijacked into Linux stuff smhmh

Alrighty then

You get laid in emacs?