Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

Cunt Rocket

So many gamed

And it’s still fucking awesome.

explosion TRAILER random shocked face BEGINS dog taking a piss outside next to stuntmen NOW

Yes guys that’s why I fucking clicked it, I know how the play button works you idiots!

People have definitely suffered from strokes before

This thread is fucking awesome and I’m gonna try lots of these.

My Ukranian mate showed me the ways of vegeta. No, not the anime character, the seasoning. Put that shit on fried eggs and never look back.

Actually you can add it to lots of stuff. But eggs were the first thing I experienced it with.

King of Flavour

Not with month-old tortillas, unless they’ve been frozen!

I laugh every time I see this one.

DOGGO

It’s true. I was nearly killed by a cow. Turned my car into a convertible and missed my head by millimetres.

Then don’t post.

I’m on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. It’s late afternoon and my brain hurts

Fucking CONSTANTLY. I did eventually beat it though.

I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game

If you know, you know.

It means they were dropped on their head as a child.

Matrix funny

Crazy bastard swinging a detached arm around

“Fluffy’s Intimate Massage and Car Wash, you’re speaking with Fluffy, how can I help?”