Mr. Zeus

Where’s Saint Peter pulling the lever to send it to hell?

I hate those things.

Even when you do it correctly sometimes it won’t accept it

it used to be a peer reviewed scientific study that huge helpings of grains were good for you. Turns out the food pyramid was created by people who would benefit from the sales of grain-rich food full of sugar.

speaking of sugar, it used to be a peer reviewed study that fatty meat was bad for you, turns out that was written up by the sugar industry

dot gov? That’s propaganda.

The government is not your friend, it never was nor will it ever be

I don’t think that’s how it works.

Maybe she just wants to give you a demonic power-up so you can dominate her in bed. You don’t know.

That may or may not have happened to me at some point in the past

wow…that’s a downer

Apple got rich by using slave labor.

what do you think the odds are that guy is just an angry policy holder that didn’t get something he needed?

Yeah, but Arby’s is gross.

A lot of doctors hate dealing with the insurance companies as much as we do. They have to deal with medical insurance on both sides.

They all get frustrated whenever they have to not help someone they’re perfectly capable of helping