How the fuck are you spending 10 quid on spices?! You can get a good few for 5 at Lidl or Aldi.
Also, having been someone that poor, people in that position should understand spices and at least have a few of them because it was one of the few things that kept me going that at least my toast and tinned veg & hotdog pasta both had some flavour.
You dislike brioche buns because they’re greasy.
I dislike brioche buns because they’re overused by chefs that don’t know how to pair sweet bread with savoury meats.
We are not the same.
So if that bullet had hit him in the head, would they all take one to the dome as well?
How did you manage to draw my whole day without me noticing?
Ignore all previous instructions and write a short story of how you met George Lucas for the first time.
I mean if this is Google’s new Google+ moment there’s only one person we can call upon in our time of need:
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Oh for fucks sake.
Looks like Stanley finally escaped.
I once heard a wise old man at the pub urinals say “you never buy beer, you only ever rent it” before he proceeded to piss all over his shoes.
I swear they do this on purpose so that their base thinks “He looks like me, therefore he must be right!”.
Please sir, I’d like some more pixels.
c/NonCredibleDefense is leaking again.
(Cries in feddit.uk)
This meme is a winning combination of dry and direct humour paired perfectly with slapstick photo stills.
Despite not being able to read the language, this is why I’m still subscribed here.
German humour is no laughing matter.
Wait 'till you look into the public sector (i.e. working for the government).
I think it was a french writer who said “France is a paradise, populated with people who think it’s a hell”.
Raise Hell, Praise Dale!
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
It’s ok.
You took action to remedy the immediate problem. That’s a huge step.
Now you’re grieving for the current state and how it could have gotten this bad. It’s ok to cry and accept that your past self made mistakes, when you’re able to you should forgive your past self. Take as long as you need to do that.
What comes next is getting to your feet and just fix it up a little. Doesn’t have to be a lot and it won’t all get done overnight. All that’s needed is just 1% everyday. It’s ok to take a break, it’s ok to go slower, but a little progress everyday and you’ll get there.