I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn’t look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

It’s easier to block the sentient skid marks so they only have one another to argue with.

Towel warmer.

That is weaponized panic.

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Holy cow, we have the same problem. I only got firstnamelastname@gmail.com so I only get folks with permutations of my first and last name, but to this day I still get my Nigerian counterpart’s bank statements. I’ve got my UK counterpart’s PayPal payments for artwork they did. I’ve had my Australian counterpart’s job recruiters reaching out to me for months. It’s kind of embarrassing when I tell them they have the wrong email…

Using curbside pickup at Chick-fil-A. The line is a mile long, people. I’m in and out in 45 seconds.

I can, as well as my gran, so there’s that. Try and keep up.

I think having a dance associated with the song is integral to the staying power of a song. The Twist, Hokey Pokey, Electric Slide, all great contenders.

But time will prove that the champion is The Macarena, by Los Del Rio.

Unfortunately, that’s entirely untrue. I don’t think you’ve put any effort into this exercise at all.

You won’t like the answer, but I’ll tell you anyway.

It’s The Macarena, by Los Del Rio.

So how does a homeowner fix it? The duct work is already in, so is it just about choosing more wisely when replacing the furnace/ac/heat pump?

I can only accept your resignation in writing, but this includes email. It’s all speculation until then.

The paper trail of purchasing from a reputable company seems too risky for laundering. The Dev gets a cut of each store transaction, so maybe that’s the plan?

Might just be for cars and farm equipment? Went to sell a lawn mower and it asked me for money.

You have to pay to sell things on there now as well. Might as well use ebay or letgo or something like that.

How much does the USA have in assets? I’m willing to bet more than $34,000,000,000,000.00.

It’s bad, but is it?

No black people in Alabama or Boston apparently.

Hides my fat face.