If, when you’re born, you don’t choose to be rich, that messes you up forever.

Pronounced Janer, I assume.

The dog gains control of the dog. I understand.

… They typed “make all” by themselves? Nice. I usually use a script to do that.

Wled is great for the ones around all the time, xlights/fpp if you want anything orchestrated. (Warning: it, like most hobbies, is a money sink)

I have a set of outdoor lights that stay outdoors, that are programmable, so they are always seasonal/holiday/birthday related. Indoors we do Halloween, Christmas, Easter, and I’m sure others

That and live. I’m sure just living will annoy some people.

I would accept “I work for the team that tries to detect ad blockers on YouTube, and slow down the process with bureaucracy.”

Aquarium today, cards against humanity tomorrow.

I have that problem with glasses. 56-17-140 glasses seem to fit well enough right now. But the options are limited.

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I currently leave a bunch of candy on my front steps, most kids really only take 1-3, and I’m out with my kid, so whatever. We check on the camera a few times a night, and if it’s empty, we reroute and refill it. This year, Capri Sun and chips have been a big hit.

Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.

Dark thought for a D&D group: How much of a Phoenix do you think you need to keep for it to respawn?

A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you’d have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.

Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don’t want to eat any steel type Pokemon.

I did the same, except ‘nothing’ was ‘play with my kid’ and several years later it still registers as a very happy time, even though I should have been worrying about work, or lack thereof.

(I was going to the trampoline park 2-3 times a week with a toddler, great times.)

Only okay if you number it #4 and don’t make the first three.

Is it one way? If so, I will pass.

If not, I would take my kid to see some of the big steam engines of the past that we can’t anymore, take a ride on an established safe train/route. (Or maybe buy some old Lego to take home)

Underwear, either gender. Though you said no value, so uh, dryer lint? Clothes pins? Dog biscuits? A dog poop bag with pudding in it?