Christ, humanity at its best.

Lol you’re getting downvoted for having a rational viewpoint and wanting something you care about and enjoy to be safe for other humans to enjoy it too.

How fucking dare you

20 lbs of foot long nails.

Could go with a box full of spring loaded snakes.

I’ll give it a whirl. I don’t find I have any difficulty picking up stuff though

Bunch of spring-loaded snakes

This whole comment right here.

I was thinking the romantic interest thing right out of the gate. I like your emotional need take, too. Either way it’s not work appropriate esp. if OP has communicated their disinterest before.

I also like your direct communication prompt.

While you’re right about how HR works/how to go about it, I find HR a hammer when a finesse tool might work. OP could ask their manager how to deal with it. Not only does this put it on the radar, but it’s a bit less official, and might yield the gray zone outcome OP is looking for

As a parent, I couldn’t give two shits if you don’t have kids. Not gonna convince you. It’s your story not mine.

You’re also not going to convince me I made a poor decision.

Running out of time in general.

It doesn’t matter what other people think, full stop. The world is full of people who think they know better. ignore them.

The consultant’s proverb: done is better than perfect

Gnoosic.com

Pavlov

As in you instantly lose an erection, because you’ve been conditioned to associate footfalls with a ruined orgasm?

I really like that one

That even distribution is impressive

It’s it from other men applauding you?

I’m talking about gold

You stop that. Stop that right now. We will not bring trends from that other site here, no matter how well executed that are.

I love this one. I’m imagining really loud quacking

Why did you take my body type and put a goose head on it?