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If you run Home Assistant, Sleep as Android can publish events to an MQTT broker so you can create automations based on those events, like “smart_period”, “awake”, “not_awake”, “alarm_alert_smart”, etc.

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in

My Cherry Blues: I’M DOING MY PART

North Korea just prints their own money!

Why you little…

Αυτό είναι το αστείο

This is the joke

I find that I think about the Byzantine Empire more often than the Roman Empire

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my meme. Prepare to die.

I didn’t buy “one year” of gameplay I bought the fucking game.

That right there is the root of the overall problems we’re seeing: licensing, and the increasing willingness of assholes with MBAs to use licensing as a weapon to increase profits.

When you pay your money, you’re not getting anything but the right to use the thing for as long as the company decides to let you keep using it. They take your money AND they retain the right to revoke or change the license whenever and however they want.

The only way to win this kind of game is to a) not play it, and/or b) take to the high seas.

Hey all you cool cats and kittens, my husband is alive and well in “Costa Rica”

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I mean, to Twitter employees he’s already kind of a SpockBeard version of Jo Bennett from The Office:

Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what’s going on now? I mean, who owns Dunder Mifflin Twitter? Right? I mean, Sabre X? What’s that? Some company I’ve never heard of? Down in Tallahassee Hawthorne? Where is that? Near Mars?

https://youtu.be/mTVVuXn9hoo

Norway

I think Socrates would say “Why are you asking the question in the first place?”

And let us not forget the Quake soundtrack by Trent Reznor

Starbucks snu snu

My dad told me that walnuts were owl eggs.

He got in trouble when I stole all the walnuts in the house and wrapped them in nose tissues to keep them warm so they would hatch and I would have baby owls.

I didn’t block you from making the joke. That’s censorship.

No, you don’t have the power/ability to censor, so you’re doing the only thing you can, which is attempting to stifle speech that you (incorrectly) think is counter to your own beliefs, in true right-wing style.

Congratulations! You’ve become the thing you say you’re fighting against!

The downvotes only validate I’m right

You’re not Galileo. To quote Carl Sagan:

“They laughed at Gallileo. They also laughed at Bozo the clown.”