Billionaires and hectomillionaire shareholders are pretty much the same thing when it comes to enshittification.

It might not be racist from the top down like the husk formerly known as Twitter is now, but it’ll enshittify and be racist from the bottom up nonetheless.

BlueSky might not be racist YET, but it will be when all of the establishment media migrate there and the dumb masses follow.

Besides, it’ll be enshittificated sooner or later like all corporations with shareholders.

Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard’s hypothesis that God wasn’t done creating animals when he smoked all the opium “just to test the first batch” 😁

Is Groot at least dancing to ELO and riding space rats? Because if so, I might manage this:

True, but in the US, the song has been overplayed so much that people tend to hate it more than much worse songs.

Same thing happened to Wham’s Last Christmas (which was a worse song to begin with) in Scandinavia, Germany, and probably elsewhere too.

She already gets a gigantic one every year, owing to her being one of the few popular musicians who actually own the rights to their music (the vast majority of popular music being owned by just 3 conglomerates), but still she keeps going.

She even calls the excruciatingly extended Christmas period “Mariah SZN” 🤮🤬

Same here in Denmark. I likes me some careless whispers and being woken up before you go go, but Last Christmas can fuck right off forever.

Spoken like someone in their 30s at most lol

Fallout New Vegas.

Any specific stretches you can recommend?

My knees have been weak compared to the surrounding muscles all my life, and now that I’m in my 40s and overweight, that’s really taking its toll lol

This October to save me from Wham I’m opening a can of whoop ass.

In fact, their sales are probably dropping BECAUSE they’re firing all of the people doing the selling and other work that facilitates selling.

Corporations reacting to a subpar quarter with mass layoffs is like a marathon runner reacting to a bad third mile by intentionally spraining their ankle.

Or a typo of “you’re gonna be the one that saves me”

Though that’s admittedly somewhat less likely.

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it’s an ethos

-Walther Sobchek

I don’t want to be the guy defending cops, but

Has never been the start of a good and relevant point.

And a and a and a C Kettering Town FC!

Thelonius would disagree…

You mean a fox-eared asshole?