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No, buying used chromebooks from sketchy Craigslist ads with the pickup location being a van down by the river is actually cheaper and easier.

Typing out the phrase “ninety-four IQ ladies only” in order to satisfy both conditions

not until the admech gets invented. Don’t have implanted speakers and screech out binary? Congrats, human language.

Thank you, glad this joke landed.

That would be cool, actually. Venus is in retrograde therefore we get the error card of the inverted cups.

which is one digests better in my ass?

I like that, its exactly what it says on the tin. Something did indeed go wrong. When I get a blue screen, I didn’t <arbitrary number>, I got an error that lead to a crash…also known as something going wrong.

People may not like it, but the closer a machine is to communicating in a human like manner the better it is.

“Mastering Linux Security and Hardening, 2nd Edition” is a great read, my Live Raizo install was very soft when I started reading it and thankfully it is absolutely turgid after applying the knowledge found within.

A rare image of a royal being the least inbred subject of the painting

If I have to google an error code the OS already fucked up.

I dislike 3 digit numbers

Not 100% compatible with everything i use. I understand that advice works for most though. Or I’ve been told that at least.

under $20 for 1.75 L is the one of the better vodkas out there. Very smooth, little to no flavor, its actually like drinking water

hop on that cheap danish shit

What about people that actually want their stuff to work?

Dogs, rescues are just as doglike and mostly free compared to the Hapsburg simulator known as breeding

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Blue’s Clues. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Blue’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Blue’s Clues truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Blue’s existential catchphrase “a clue a clue,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Traci Paige Johnson’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Blue’s Clues tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Go off

You cowards defed at the drop of a hat, just leave already snowflakes.

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