After seeing the one where they slam Dan’s face with a ball and you see his skull moving under his skin I realized there can be entire fields of study around insanely fast cameras. What we see in real time doesn’t even compare. Also the one where Gav shows how CRTs work is still my favorite.

Search history? nah, who cares.
Calculator history? plz don’t look, i promise i’m good at math.

I was at work all of 5 minutes before I submitted a deliverable with 2023 in the date.

I still say “They’re ALL grey!” the way Laslo says it whenever they are all grey whatever they may be.

I can’t put it back, there’s no arrange by penis.

i will then give another passive aggresive beep every few minutes until you acknowledge me.

owa is so much better than outlook for me, at least for my work email. There’s actual dark mode, the servers seem to do all the heavy lifting so it never seems slow, the attachment preview is better and i can download a message as .eml instead of proprietary .msg format. Probably once a day I have to hit F5 because it starts acting weird. You can also make it a PWA. Seriously if you have to use corporate email give OWA a shot.

is there a beef stroganoff community yet? I don’t want to miss it if something big happens.

every few years i make a donut, it gets easier every time. Someday i’ll do something creative with it. Donut tutorial guy, if you’re out there, gday mate.

I wish I could forget oblivion so I could experience it the first time again. Emerging from prison after that long tutorial. Spending hours in complicated oblivion gates.

And the shivering fucking isles. The butterflies.

edit: idk how to spoiler tag

And here I thought the IRA was going to reduce ICE cars on the road by subsidising EVs.

Radio waves are faster in a vacuum, ditch the fan and put it in a shop vac.

If you can get an emulator on your phone you can play old games. Nealy endless hours of fun to be had. I recommend lemuroid and Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past.

In my head I thought of it like a psuedo su and thought sudo was clever, then learning it is like soodoo and I’m highly disappointed. I still say it like psuedo in my head. I use arch btw.

Florida Dept of Education: Write that down!

can you launch it from the command line and see if it spits out any useful info before the crash?

Job hopping again for this reason. Really wish employers would pay people to stay, unfortunately employer loyalty is non existant.

Your caretaker offers you cake so you kill her. Twice.

So hard to find trusty techs. I get it, a man’s gotta eat, but you don’t have to upsell me parts.

Heck yeah, such a good feeling. When I got home today I was like ‘‘Man, it’s hot outside…sure feels good in here though!’’