You don’t realize how bad it until you go to a sporting event. Every square inch that can be turned into advertising has been, and when you don’t have the commercials taking your attention, you definitely realize you spent $400 to get 1 hour of content stretched to 3 hours with a really awful DJ to fill in where the ads would have gone.

Oh man, you got in the van with them and were taken to a second location?

You are lucky you actually got speakers

I think it is possible the guys sold you the decoy model.