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Do you work for UAP? This happened recently at my job, and was fucking hilarious.

Never understood people’s need for acceptance from their parents. Them liking you has no more meaning than anyone else. So unless literally everyone hates you, I’d say you’re doing just fine.

Check your settings, mine doesn’t even show me a missed call.

If you ran standard OS, your phone would handle it for you. It’s my favourite thing about my pixel.

So I guess my suggestion is to revert back to the standard pixel OS.

I still don’t get it. Is he putting it on his balls?

Everything here is correct, except the part about needing a gun safe. As long as they are stored in an area considered to be locked away from the public (e.g. your home) you’re good.

Source: am a Canadian who owns guns and stores them in my house with no safe.

Pet rock.

Hmm, I consider myself lucky as well then. Maybe it’s because I’m on a family plan? Idk, I’m just spitballing here.

My shuffle button is still a shuffle button, and the heart is still a heart. I also never get popups, but I also pay for it, so if you don’t maybe that’s why?

It actually has very little chocolate in it, that’s why. It was made (i think) during WW2 when chocolate was in short supply, so they came up with a way to stretch it, by mixing a bunch of hazelnuts (and w/e else is in there) with it.

Canada dry, I will fist fight you over this.

I have absolutely no interest in this whatsoever, but I hope you and those that do, enjoy it.

You can’t think of any way it could look better? Really?

Wish it looked better on mobile. I only ever browsed reddit (lemmy too) on my phone.

I’m a meme now! (I was the “nice tits” comment)

This is fantastic.

If you like coleslaw, I hate you.

Fuck off.

No

I was hoping to find some cool ideas in this thread, but 🤮.