Easily the rival in the early Pokémon games. Being so annoyingly cocky and full of themselves just to get wiped by my party’s first slot Pokémon every single time… Bruh, just get a grip on reality, would you?

Shitting in the toilet

I bims, 1 Kauderwelsch

Ocean “currents”? I ain’t never seen no goddamn “currents” in the ocean, boy. Have you? They just be sayin’ these things to keep us distracted from how their undloadin’ trucks full of illegals in are country to steal are jobs and sell drugs and live off of welfare!

Care to show me the way to that link I don’t have the time to go look for right now but don’t want to forget about over the next couple of hours?

Better make that $100 trillion (a rough estimate of the world economy’s nominal value) to make sure you don’t cripple our whole civilisation, as it would allow you to pay for basically every single company on the planet, all of which would suddenly have to invest a lot of money to move at least some of their IT infrastructure over to a GNU/Linux equivalent, much of which may not even exist yet and would have to be built from scratch.

It would allow me to pay for the training and licensing for my dream job a year earlier than I had planned (since it would take me roughly about a year to save up these last €2k that I’m still missing), which would not only massively improve my standard of living, but also turn me into a happier, more balanced and less gloomy person in general.

~2000€ would be an absolute game changer for me.

Golf is equivalent to licking an entire countryside so nobody else can use it. The only activity in human history that used more space for less people were the Apollo moon landings.

Billionaires

The more important you question is: why would you base this decision on what other people say, instead of just doing what you feel is right for you?

You overlooked the most important question: who gives a fuck?

Plastik altert nicht?

I swear, last time I saw it (yesterday) it hat 10x the resolution

Hit me up when you need a reliable and well-maintained Engl Fireball 100 for 600€ + shipping

The catholic church uses a cross, which could be understood as a reference back to when, according to their beliefs, Jesus christ died on a cross to relieve Christians of their sins, which would’ve been almost 2000 years ago by now. That’s quite a throwback if you ask me.

I’m pretty sure some of my T-shirts could win this if we don’t take this whole “daily” I aspect too seriously. There are a few from my teenage years that are still in good shape and still fit, which I’ve had for literally more than half my life by now.

That “daily”-aspect makes it really hard though, since there are days when I don’t even need my house keys. Lighbulbs die after some time, so they ain’t it either. And would wardrobes count as “items”? I tried thinking about this question so hard for way longer than I probably should’ve now, and got to no unanimous conclusion so far. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter, so I’ll just go with: probably my glasses

I knew both, but just learned what FOSS stands for from this comment section

I allergic to that. Is there an alternative called NiTriL, by any chance?

My cooking. I love to cook, be it simple meals or extravagant dishes, and everyone I know loves to eat my food - which is exactly why I’d never ever do it professionally. I really don’t want to risk losing the enjoyment and relaxation I get from cooking. Being in the kitchen for an hour after i came home from work is my way to unwind after a long day.