Drink wine

Dude just get a bidet thing that you can install under your toilet seat. Just get one, don’t question it! Best 30 € I’ve ever spent!

The thing is that with this you don’t have to clean your ass anymore, it just does it by itself! You don’t have to do anything anymore 💁‍♂️ and it’s really not strange to use it. One may think it would feel strange but you’ll see. Just get one! Everyone should have one 💁‍♂️😂

Nowadays I use Qwant and it’s working great. If you use Google with a VPN it’s always asking for captchas 🙃

I’ve learned Linux (and vim) just by forcing me to use it. One day I’ve installed i3 and just used it forcing me to solve my problems by myself haha