Ann Archy
I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.
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I have one word for you:
Service Level Agreement.
Oh I know the pasta. But I wasn’t going to say just oh look pasta, now would I?
Or would I?
I think I made the thing too ambivalent. I just couldn’t be hassled more after trying out so many Linux paint softwares.
Solution to the puzzle is: “What is inside the box? What is it? What, indeed, is inside the fucking box?”.
It is. Low alcoholic is 😘🤏. Or something to that effect.
About a gallon and a half of low-alcoholic beer for me every day for the past some thirty years. Keeps me healthy, virile, and my teeth clean.
Oh, most Assur-edly. But seriously though, that depends on what you mean by “the earliest-known”. Which specific cultures are you referring to? Sumerian was the de facto lingua franca (for written language) until superseded by Assyrian, and in either case, warfare between city-states and proto-states was full on raging basically since the beginning until, well, now. So they were quite aware. The Mesopotamian delta is only so big, you’ve got the two main trading and shipping arteries running through the desert, Eufrat and Tigris, making it super lush and pretty, so generally those were the areas fought over (though back then even the desert wasn’t quite as desert-y as it is today, and there’s plenty of ruins in the middle of bumfuck sandland, though arguably they wouldn’t have settled there without a good source of water. The Assyrians built some sick-ass aqueducts, too, but let’s not talk about them because they were not very nice people).
They made a song about bananas. They spell it out and everything.
From me? Because if from me, touché, I wouldn’t want to be a beer around me either.
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