This doesn’t actually explain it.

Supposedly, gallium is non-toxic, and liquid at body temperature (though not room temperature).

I’ve been drinking brewed cacao (Cacao beans roasted, ground, and brewed like coffee) almost every day lately. So that.

Grabthar’s hammer.

I could make one up, but literally submersing yourself is hard to beat. Um… how about Professional sewage-eating-contest contestant?

Does Lemmy have RES? Is it called RES (lol)?

I think everyone should try Gentoo at least once, for the experience. Why download binaries when you can compile everything?

I was really hoping the end of this sentence was going to be “… store called Gray T-shirt.”

I like range-based for loops. You can just name the iterator after the object that it actually is. Have to be a little careful though, if the container is named a plural noun, and the natural name is the same word minus the easy-to-miss ‘s’.

“I can picture a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” —Jack Handey

Neville Chamberlains will always have Hitlers.

Nothing compares to in-browser, with the tree-style tab sidebar in Firefox, opening literally every single link in a new tab. All other methods of browsing make me want to gouge my eyes out.

ProZD has done a great voicing of this one.

I’ve never not just opened every single link in all contexts in a new tab.

ĥow

shouldn’t that be “ĥaŭ”?

I wouldn’t mind changing my alarm to the theme from Futurama.

(But I’m going to go ahead and leave it as Mr. Blue Sky.)

1. The Lord of the Rings trilogy 2-∞. Idunno.

Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain!

The mental cartwheels required to fathom why that was even made physically possible are almost beyond me.

I guess Lemmy really is a more tech-savvy crowd—this is a !memes@lemmy.ml post.

Are those planned features? Just joined today.