How else would one mass-produce gullible, uneducated voting cattle to exploit and fleece?

Which oune wold yo souggest?

Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you’re good to go.

Honestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly “conservative” party), your parents may have been right.

Absolutely catastrophic mismanagement.

Hard disagree. When the vultures gut and eat the racehorse they just bought, they’re perfectly happy with the outcome.

Should still be somewhere. Maybe in the carpet or the sofa…

Third Half-Life 3 DLC likely to launch before GTA6 too.

Yeah, once you’ve given the app permission to snoop out all your data, they have what they came for and don’t need you to keep it any longer.

Aaand that’s enough internet for today.

I feel uneasy upvoting this.

I hear that every single person who drowned with the Titanic was later found to have elevated concentrations of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies. Coincidence? I think not.

I’d take the entirety of the USA’s military hardware. Nobody said how big the backpack was.

“Who are you and how did you get into my house?”

Make sure your homies’ corporations can extract as much wealth as possible before that happens. Blame your domestic political opponents for any negative consequences whatsoever.

Ich hab auch immer Wortfindungsfischungen.

But eating sin gives me indigestion…

I get the name Monday to Wednesday, celeb gets it Thursday to Saturday. Sundays we alternate bi-weekly (allowing for special occasions where one of us really needs it).

Still waiting for Obama to take all my guns and outlaw Christmas tbh.

What? Why WOULDN’T everybody let the guy whose latest genius idea in a stunning sequence of brilliant business decisions was squeezing every twitter user for money in a service they previously got for free implant hardware into their brain? It’ll be just like a tesla: automated driving available next year since like 2010 or so (assuming it doesn’t fall apart, run over the elderly or burst into flames) in a hyperloop near you!