My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He’s on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they’ll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

It’s like the boats that look up at the sky, when rocks only look at the ground.

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

ChatGPT just spat real good stuff out in seconds

There’s an entire episode of south park centered around this premise.

No joke there, you’re completely correct.

Mint users just getting drunk and having a great time.

Klingon doesn’t have a semicolon, switch to that.

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

A lizard person, I fucken knew it.

Of course they’ll manage to nearly destroy the video game industry before they finally quit.

I think it’s Windows Media player

Coarse

”We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.”

But I neeeeed 587 browser tabs for research!

This is a misconception, it’s the first handheld powered entirely by buzz words!

Don’t a lot of gas pumps still run on MS-DOS?