No, he clearly wanted a Nintendo Switch.

Hell yeah. There is no culture war, only a class war!

You got this!

That’s a great idea, I think I’ll do that as well!

Thank you on behalf of someone else who gets super annoyed with loose carts and lazy people!

Good luck with that, it sounds rewarding but I don’t know if I could ever do search and rescue! That’s awesome.

That’s amazing, keep up the awesome work!

Just letting one person know you’ve got their back can mean the world to them. That positivity is so infectious that even RFK Jr is going to take it seriously.

Let Kahl Drogo violently kill her brother. Burned Mirri Maaz Durr alive. Crucified the slave masters of Meereen. Burned the horse lords alive.

Chaotic evil is throwing the bag away and leaving the loaf out.

Google: Hey, how’s it going with Samantha, you guys good?

Me: Great, why do you ask?

Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.

A rock would kick paper’s ass, I don’t care what they say.

GameStop and Ali Baba mostly

I can make terrible financial decisions on my own thank you very much.

In Portal 2 you place portals on moving surfaces to cut the neurotoxin pipes.

Yes please

Her: No, silly. Protection for your penis.

My, crying: WHAT’S UP THERE??

They love it