you get up at 12 and start to work at 1, take an hour for lunch and then at 2 you’re done.

they say his name is Chad

hehe

Frisbee golf, biking, rollerblading, skateboarding, gardening, cooking, painting, geocaching, hiking, fishing are all pretty cheap to get into.

fuckin magnets how do they work?

cherry tomatoes

I’m starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

at burger king they spit on the onion rings

baked beans

canned peaches and cottage cheese

ah yes the cock and balls breakfast

psycho mantis?

vantawhite

go buy a box from fedex and send your switch to japan

it’s pumpkin season if you know what I’m sayin

you should invade afghanistan

it’s a stylus

god works in mysterious ways

i can talk, i looove to talk, im the talkinest damn thing you ever saw

zeitgeist