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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • A friend tried to get me into Amway. I heckled him and refused.

    He asked me again and I was more serious this time. I said no, and threatened if he asked me ever again it was the last he’d speak to me.

    He asked again. I said “remember how I said we wouldn’t be friends if you kept proselytizing that shit to me?”, to which he replied, “yeah, but lemme sketch this out to you because it’s awesome.” Like, he wasn’t sorry and he still tried to bring me onboard.

    I left. Didn’t speak to him for 31 years. He died in COVID.