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The Mistle-Tones. It’s so bad, and I love it so much! It’s a family tradition now to get high and watch it every year, and it’s my favorite tradition.

The tide will destroy my sandcastle and it’ll be forgotten, but it can’t take that I did it anyways.

I love this so much.

This is what we do at work.

I prefer to spin the wheel of destiny.

Tune the radio to NPR and hope Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me is on.

Lego Batman. If you haven’t seen it, go; go now.

Dude, she told you all her kids were crabs. This is on you.

The internet often makes me wish I was funny enough to think of an analogy that involves babies and cannons. This is another example.

Doing pretty well at just 27. I don’t feel anything until the mobile Chrome tab button is a smiley face.

I’ve always used the version “Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.” Didn’t know there were so many ways to say it!

There’s something interesting in here about the persistence of legacy systems that I can’t quite put my finger on. Rest assured I will be consumed by the thought for the remainder of the day.

Mission accomplished

The most permanent solution is jank that works.