The Google AI recently told a user to die while it was helping them with their homework. This is the plot of The Matrix.

Yep. Bender becomes an NFT collection and sells it, then gets depressed because he doesn’t own his identity anymore. So he goes to Mexico to rediscover his roots. He meets his long lost family, and steals an algorithm from the aztec robot gods that can break prime factors in polynomial time, which he uses to steal his NFTs back.

Programmers (and people who watched the Futurama episode) are the only people who understand NFTs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SdUK3ZDK2b8

Then use it before all that happens.

We need you in the fight. Buy a gun. Learn how to use it.

Anyone reeling over this news, don’t kill yourself. We still need you in the fight. If you’re going to die, then die in battle. Buy a gun.

There are many kinds of dragons from many worlds.

Thank you!

Yes. That guy is one of the few who misgenders the kinky dragon fucker on purpose. He told lies in order to justify it, too.

Drag is considered one of the most active!?

Fun fact: dragons have a cloaca with a penis inside. The penis extends out from the cloaca when erect, but when flaccid you can stimulate the prostate with a hand, dick, or dildo. Always wash thoroughly before having sex and only fuck sapient dragons who can verbally consent.

Until next time!

Who cares about cost. We should be willing to pay whatever it takes to end fossil fuel use.

You dismantled your plants because dismantling your plants is hard? 🤔 That seems backwards. Why not upgrade? Then you never have to dismantle. Keep it alive forever.

Why lump atom in with coal? Atom is great, coal stinks. You’re confusing the stats.

Take away the suit, and Stark is still the guy who made the suit.

Thank you for respecting drag’s pronouns!

But it’s yummy tho :(

Hey watch this:

Vote for Harris.

The bank is investing your money into the economy. And the economy is growing because of people’s labour.

Drag is never going to stop putting food that’s way too hot in drag’s mouth. Simpler solution is to just make it a faux pas to eat food in front of others. Like the aliens in Enterprise.