Yeah, if you’re in SLC, just give up on walking anywhere and take the Blue line, or the Green line. Every place you need to go to is a little too far to walk anyway.

So you just throw down on sunglasses as a meal, or how did this happen?

That’s so true for so many people!

No. I used to do that. I stopped doing that after I registered for be the match and had gangs subsequently stalk and harass me. I had people threatening to shoot me over the past several years, which may or may not be tied to registering, but many of their threats were motivated by my blood type. I’m the universal blood type donor. I’ve had several people, throughout my life, make comments about having me killed for my organs since I’m everybody’s type. I know it was just people being cruel, but I really feel more at ease by not being a listed organ donor.

Oh, well, sounds more humane than fighting animals. So they just rounded up some LARPers from a Ren Faire and told them to fight, or how did that come about?

Like a fencing event?

That’s weird. They weren’t on the ground, after you finished your climb?

Someone in Beau Vallon, Seychelles, Africa probably found a pair of aviators on the shore by now. I’m out about $20 and not looking forward to spending summer without them, in America now. Oh well. Enjoy your new fashion accessory if you find them.