An old phrase that’s stuck with me over the years, although I forget where I heard it:

I like it when my code works first time. It’s like Christmas, but less often.

Thanks for your code review. :-D

Yep, I know, but my code isn’t in a real language.

It renders correctly in my client (Sync), what are you using? I’ll edit it anyway.

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Let me find the sequence diagram…

/**
 * Gets the user
 **/
fun getUser() {
    return this.user;
}

I haven’t been laid off since April. I haven’t had a job since then though, so that’s not exactly ideal.

I’ve worked back and front end, and with a lot of developers, and I don’t think anyone would say they’re the same. Software devs are some of the most pedantic people out there.

Conscience?

Yeah, Let Me Google That For You.

https://web.archive.org

New Sponge Day is my favorite national holiday.

PrtSc, so it’s on Pirate’s Screen.

Woohoo!

This is the wrongest thing I’ve ever read in my damn life!

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It only makes sense in the context of the movie, but it was “how deep is the ocean?”

I won tickets to an advanced screening of Submarine with a Q&A with Richard Ayoade afterwards.

I got to ask the final question and made Ayoade and the audience laugh, which is a minor high point in my life.

If Ryan Gosling gained 100lb…