Why just make money from subscription fees when you can make EVEN MORE money by serving adds as well?

I’m just happy that I got to see the glory days of the digital world before advertising moved in.

It wasn’t. It’s full of plot holes.

Enema mode

Piece of paper to smear it around more like

How does a bidet prevent the need for the poop knife?

Word. In winter the first thing I do when I’m half awake is grab my phone to check the weather. Have to prepare myself for the incoming depression if I can’t ride to work.

He doesnt necessarily kill himself either, there’s several endings.

+1 apple products are very much not shit. Otherwise people wouldnt buy and use them as prolifically as they do.

I started using Macbooks because the user experience on windows laptops sucks in comparison.

Guy I was working with would answer his phone with “Hi, can I speak to *person who was calling* please?”

One of the few pieces of open source design software that I actually like

That’s messed up