gimpchrist

I’m tired. And hungry. And not having fun.

And people like you are why we can’t have cool things… people like you are the reason why fucking companies take away the fucking refunds policies. Not like people like you give a fuck though, I’m wasting my breath.

Haha it’s me

Now the real question is which one is you… a 16 year old trying to justify wanting to fuck a 21-year-old, or a 21 year old trying to morally justify why it’s okay to have sex with a 16 year old

I was a housekeeper and most Asian folks leave a toonie on or around the pillow everyday in canada it was really sweet

Uhoh I think I’m having another stroke

That’s what they said at the start of enshittification. Spelling and grammar actually do fucking matter and I don’t care who hates me for my opinion this time

I said I can smell myself and it’s more bad smelling when I wear the deodorants then when I don’t… I didn’t say I don’t fucking smell I said it’s worse when I’m wearing deodorant compared to when I don’t

I don’t know but I’m honestly convinced that they put something in women’s deodorant so that we need to buy more of it and it makes us stink more because when I start using fancy women’s deodorant I fucking stink like God awful and I can’t even stand my own smell but when I stop using deodorant or can’t afford it for a while I don’t smell bad and I can’t figure it out

Thanks for not being an asshole

Wellp.

I had a friend like that but then his girlfriend hated me so we don’t talk anymore haha boo

ROFL it is not

All you really have to do is remember one mushroom and find it a lot… you don’t have to know all of them

If the pizza is made from real quality ingredients to begin with you should be comfortable with eating it cold judgement eyes

Did a robot just ask to die because of JavaScript hahaha

There are online therapists now

Dawg you need to go talk to somebody cuz you’re obviously traumatized from when you were 6 and you need some actual professional help from somebody who knows what the fuck they’re doing and I don’t mean that in a mean way.

Also playgrounds

It’ll get worse… I used to do this and then my pinky toenails kind of fused to my toe and now I can’t pick them off or clip them off or do anything with them and they keep growing and they are curling around on themselves because they don’t grow straight anymore because I pulled them off too much and it hurts and everything sucks so probably stop picking them all the way off or you’re going to have problems later