When Google maps fails You.

Nope. Polish doesn’t have one.

For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.

Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.

Yes. And You can say, it’s not Dickface, it’s Dickfacé, damn it!

And a beard.

Buy a few houses? How long does that take if You have cash?

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Pineapple belongs on pizza. Only stuck up assholes who never tried it say otherwise. Ever tried pickles? Pizza with onions, sausage and pickles is great.

Its not always a cucumber.

I always find it funny, that their favourite holiday is 4th of July, not July 4th.

Harry Potter and owls.

I kinda want one after seeing this meme.

McDonald’s would be getting their logo there by panel 2.

I think it would work fine. It has a handle and prongs, two things a fork needs. It only looks weird.

Get out? I don’t think You know how stew works.

I get the same effect with women.

Stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, bend over for the government.

A secret tape.