Same, except I lift with my teenage son and daughter. We got a power rack in the garage and now they drag me out to it with them. We’re all feeling better about ourselves!

When I start taking a piss at the urinal and realize I need to take a shit.

And Nico for small bits of high-energy watch enthusiasm sprinkled in. Be warned though, he’s a bit rough around the edges.

A version about beens would send this sub into orbit

If I’ve driven there once in my life, 99% of the time I can drive there again with no directions.

I kinda have something like this. I’m pretty good at estimating distances. From inches to feet and miles (don’t metric me it will get all fucked up.)

Mike Jones!

Another vote for this. We’ve used Dysons and all sorts of other vacuums. The Miele is hands down our favorite.

The amount of times I’ve kicked or smacked my wife when my limbs go flying cause of this… I’ve lost count

At a boat show many years ago there was an old dive suit on display. The old canvas type where they had a big circular helmet with port hole windows that could open. Early 1900’s stuff. I took a sniff in it and about passed out. Been over thirty years and I remember it like it was yesterday. Such a putrid and indescribable smell.