All wise, all powerful, just can’t handle money!.. George Carlin.

He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

Something almost exactly like that happened to me. I bought a house so my money wouldn’t be stagnant and didn’t wanna live away from my parents yet so I rented it. They totally fucked up everything in it.

Friends of Mike Oak.

Came to say this.

Newton: “FagMad!”

Coulumb: “Fuckyouare!”

Good thing they have a kid at the front. That way you are relatively protected from accidental crashes.

I used to love ham but now I’m vegan. So there’s that.

I’m right there with you all the way. My wallet will never have a Google hole. Not for YouTube premium or music or storage or whatever else they are thinking of selling me that is not a physical product. I probably won’t buy anything physical from them either such as a Chromebook or a pixel phone because they are the most evil company in the world today.

The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

Calculus…early transcendentals.

Their hyper loop drawing is missing the Costco tube communication sound, a nice “thoonk!” Noise.

Google, YouTube, Gmail, chrome.

That’s just how some people flavor their 🧀 cheese!

We also cannot see through the toilet 🚽 or the drain pipes. Why?

Bob! Did you forget to set the steam roller on park? My leg is kind of stuck, help me off will you? Ok we’ll need a grinder, go turn that steam roller off dude it’s rolling this way. The keys? Joe had the keys last? He’s off today? Call Joe dude! C’mon!

Chandler didn’t mind…oh well he can’t say he did if he did. Yeah ok, water.

Big chairs… Must have a small one and he’s trying to make up for it. That’s what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don’t. I can now think other things 😜.

I think this is what happened to me. But rather than request an audience with the king, I want to be the king now. I want to have my own server.

Okay how did you make the text Like that?