There went all his hopes for an army career. No more pitching for the Mets. No more professional arm wrestling. No more rowing competitions, or stirring huge pots of gruel.

A ten year old can rush out into the road and become paralyzed for life.

I got my 75 year old father into video games.

With him, I started by getting him an xbox and an xbox live account (which allows playing multiplayer games online).

We play World of Tanks now together quite a bit.

what?

Once you’re 54, it’s just too late man

So the energy comes from sunlight and ambient heat, which provides the energy to evaporate that water, overcoming its adhesion and cohesion.

And after a while you’d come out of that state

Correction: introverts may or may not like extended social interaction, and need time to recharge.

You going to HR can also take place of talking to him yourself. You talk to HR and ask them to tell him to let you work, they talk to him so you don’t have to try and navigate his bullshit and you get the issue noted to support your side of things.

This is how humanity dies.

Why in god’s name would you escalate to writing?

It sucks. I don’t have children because I’m barely functional. Can barely keep a roof over my own head, let alone maintain a romantic relationship.

I’ve wanted kids for a long time, but the only relationship that showed promise of that ended with a bunch of cheating and abuse. I eventually realized even if I was willing to put up with it, I couldn’t subject my kids to having her as a mother.

So I’m going on 42 and don’t know if I’m gonna make it.

Maybe the instructions were to respond with crickets when asked this question.

I’m an uber driver. I get to be outside in the daylight all day. Work whatever hours I want. It’s nice.

They think I’m Mexican

Game Changer was a game changer.

So like … what’s your answer?

Property, when referring to a key

The replacement of the term “conspiracy theory” with just “conspiracy”.

That’s two different things. If we equate the two semantically we can’t discuss them.

Nestle ass drink

Where do you think?

I just hate it when people try to elongate the word GO with more Os.

It’s now a new word. It’s GOO. Any further Os just make it gooier, not goier.