Pueblo, CO from tv commercials or maybe Walla Walla, WA from Bugs Bunny.

Not always bedtime but the stopwatch to start 60 Minutes was a weekly reminder that the party is over and school is imminent.

Yeah, it all depends on what agreement was made when they started using the software.

I have to use SharePoint on a daily basis.

I don’t know but yes

Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, and Gary Oldman. All of them.

I can’t eat that many carbs in a day. All the money I save on food would be spent on toilet paper.

Sneezing. The answer is sneezing.

They will always have Bluesky to fall back on

LEAFBLOWER INTENSIFIES

Spoiler alert: it’s never gunshots

I have a bare bones FB profile for neighborhood info (were those gunshots?), school stuff, local businesses, etc.

Why is it OS X but Windows doesn’t specify which number?

Silence is a weapon. People don’t like awkward pauses and will talk to fill in the gap and sometimes they end up putting their foot in their mouth.

“Entire nation hates him”

I feel like I’m using a toy phone I bought for a 7 year old.

Red Dead Redemption 2, Fallout 4, the BioShock series

I actually do think about this. Especially cartoons with huge eyes.

A large bonus if the temperature is always wrong